Is True Love Even Possible?
Admit it, you've walked past a Sears or some other store at your trendy suburban fashion mall. Maybe you've even managed a light fondle or clandestine grope while going up the escalator at Saks Fifth Avenue. Don't worry, it's completely natural to be curious. There are estimated to be as many as thrity-seven or thirty-eight people worldwide who have finally realized that mannequin companionship is a far safer and healthier (mentally and physically) alternative to companionship of the human variety. Imagine a partner who always wants to watch YOUR TV programs, listens intently as you pour all of your problems out to them, and absolutely never brings up shit you said twenty years ago and holds it against you. Okay, so they aren't any better about deciding what restaurant you're going to have dinner at this evening, but I personally am working on Amazon Echo integration with my life partner and have high hopes for success.